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When my spider bite wasn’t healing I began to wonder if it was venomous.

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It tires me out to pretend to be doing everything perfectly.

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My throat dry, I gave a small cough during my recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance.

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I killed 3 goblins, 2 witches and a vampire tonight.....

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They say you shiver when someone walks over your final resting place

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Ever since I came back from the war, the sounds of crying and screaming, whether from kids or from the TV, has always agitated me.

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My mother said a lot of bad things about me, but there was one that turned out to be right

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The police came to the same conclusion as always that the 400 kids that were missing were runaways.

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“Don’t worry, the snake doesn’t bite” the zookeeper said as he placed the snake around the boys neck.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When my spider bite wasn’t healing I began to wonder if it was venomous.	815
It tires me out to pretend to be doing everything perfectly.	814
My throat dry, I gave a small cough during my recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance.	813
I killed 3 goblins, 2 witches and a vampire tonight.....	803
[deleted by user]	802
They say you shiver when someone walks over your final resting place	796
Ever since I came back from the war, the sounds of crying and screaming, whether from kids or from the TV, has always agitated me.	795
My mother said a lot of bad things about me, but there was one that turned out to be right	791
The police came to the same conclusion as always that the 400 kids that were missing were runaways.	784
“Don’t worry, the snake doesn’t bite” the zookeeper said as he placed the snake around the boys neck.	782